By TERRY JONES -- Edmonton Sun
  It was one of the weirdest dressing room scenes I've ever witnessed. 
 Boris Mironov and Andrei Kovalenko, between games in last year's Stanley Cup playoffs, were sitting in the Oilers' room in Colorado shouting at each other in front of their teammates and the media. It was partially playful. And semi-serious. 
 "I'm Canadian!'' shouted Mironov. 
 "No. You Russian!'' hollered Kovalenko. 
 "No. You Russian. I'm Canadian!'' Mironov shouted back. 
 "No. You Russian, too,'' shot back Kovalenko. 
 "@#$%^&*Canadian!'' screamed Mironov, using the same adjective Ron Low used on live radio after the loss to the Buffalo Sabres last week. 
 "@#$%^&*Russian!'' Kovalenko screamed back. 
 Etc. Etc. Etc. 
 Mironov did everything but break into the old "Da, Da, Canada - Nyet, Nyet Soviet'' chant. 
 This season has settled it. 
 Mironov, indeed, is Canadian. 
 And Kovalenko, indeed, is Russian. 
 That's going by the Unabridged Don Cherry Dictionary, of course. 
 OFFICIALLY 
 But the story is that Mironov plans on being a Canadian, officially, in a matter of months. And he's also decided to reside in Canada - in Edmonton - year-round starting now. And he also plans to stay here after his career. 
 If he could, he'd like to play for Canada in the next Olympics. 
 "I already play for Russia so I can't play for Canada.That's the rule. But if they changed the rule, I'd decide to play for Canada,'' he says. 
 That's the team a Canadian should play for, he suggests. 
 "I don't want to go back to Russia in the summers any more,'' Mironov says. 
 "I want to be here fishing and barbecuing and doing the things my friends here do during the summer. 
 "I love the Canadian style of life. I'm going to be a legitimate Canadian next summer. I'll have a Canadian passport. And after I've finished my career, I want to stay here.'' 
 He's making serious strides to winning his Canadian hockey passport right now. 
 "He's come a long way,'' says coach Ron Low. "He's played his best hockey in the last half of the season when he's had to. I think he took the big step last year in the playoffs when he became a big reason why we beat Dallas. 
 "He's one of the best open-ice hitters in the game. He sent two guys home in a week. But he's more in control this year. He's playing Canadian hockey.'' 
 Well, other than on the power play and in the high slot. 
 "When he's 20 feet out in the slot, then he's still a Russian,'' says Low. 
 "He'll pass to somebody else. He still has that fault. He won't shoot when he's in position to shoot. Every time he does shoot, it goes into the net.'' 
 Mironov has moved his game to another level in the second half of this season. If he can take that one last small step to go with the large leap he's already taken this season, good things have to happen. 
 Maybe you've noticed. There is a serious shortage of 40, 30 and 20 goal scorers on this squad. And that Russian Kovalenko, who had 32 last year, has six so far this year. 
 Mironov knows he's still a frustrating fella when it comes to the power play. 
 "I have to make more improvements on the power play. I have to get more power play points. 
 "Some games I'm good. Some games I'm really bad. I'm really bad when I have a good chance to shoot and I'm still looking to pass.'' 
 If he becomes a force on the power play, Mironov feels he can really make his move. 
 "I think I can become the best defenceman in the league.'' 
 He's now prepared to shout it out. That is his goal. He wants his name on the Norris Trophy. 
 "I want it to be so the team always believes in me and the coach always believes in me,'' he said. 
 The guy wants me to believe that Bobo the Clown, the player who'd make the most incredible screw ups at the most critical moments, is dead. 
 "No more mistakes in the defensive zone that cost you the game,'' he says. "That was really tough for me. When you have 20 guys working really hard and I make a last-minute big mistake to cost the game, it makes you feel really bad. I want to be through that now. I don't want to do the big mistakes like that again.'' 

 IT TAKES GUTS 
 To come right out and say you want to be great takes guts. But Bo Mironov says he thinks he can make it happen for him. And Kevin Lowe, for one, says it's entirely up to him. 
 "It depends how far he wants to go,'' says Lowe. 
 "He has the skill of Rob Blake and Chris Pronger and those are the two defencemen people talk about as the two new big stars. 
 "If he want to take it to the top, he can achieve greatness. It depends on how badly he wants it. You definitely have to want it. 
 '`And it's a pretty big commitment. It's like Wayne Gretzky having a big game against the New York Islanders on Wednesday and deciding to have only two beers on Saturday,'' he said. 
 Or does Mironov drink Smirnov? 
 Nah, he's Canadian. Must be Molson.